veteran broadcaster

a national treasure,
he sounds, now,
like someone doing
a very good impression of himself: 
spiralling comfortably
up his own arsehole,
happy to be lucratively bored,
auto-sodomised by the horns
of complex intertextuality across
multiple media platforms (on radio,
on mobile, online)
and sucked
into an endless lilting vortex
of parodies,
committed, folks,
by his own fair hand.